continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

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scuderia-f1:

Michael Schumacher

scuderia-f1:

Michael Schumacher

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youknowyourebritishwhen:

There’s A Cardboard Cutout Of David Cameron On Amazon And The Reviews Are Exactly What You’d Expect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonstone/theres-a-cardboard-cutout-of-david-cameron?bffbuk

youknowyourebritishwhen:

There’s A Cardboard Cutout Of David Cameron On Amazon And The Reviews Are Exactly What You’d Expect.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonstone/theres-a-cardboard-cutout-of-david-cameron?bffbuk


jammygummy:

adnrewn:

"He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin…"

Malcolm Tucker + Star Wars 

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kingcheddarxvii:

Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make it for him. And then I started thinking about BONE SAW's cute husband making his tight wrestler's outfit and wishing him a good day at the ring RIGHT as Peter Parker started beating the crap out of him. And I was like, gosh, Peter Parker's being a jackass straight boy rn, I hope something bad happens to him. Then Uncle Ben died and I felt like I went too far

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?
Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest mentor just in general life.

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congragulation:

if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside

would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting

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cloktwerkorange:

i don’t even see the profile pictures but i can see the fedora

cloktwerkorange:

i don’t even see the profile pictures but i can see the fedora

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